if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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