Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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