Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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