Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm having to shit out rocks
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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