I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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