She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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