Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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