i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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