how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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