We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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