Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Help. Why am I so naked?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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