i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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