My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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