you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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