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im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Holy sore nipples Batman
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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