We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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