At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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