i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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