yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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