she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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