found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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