Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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