Soap is not a condiment
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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