Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
