Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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