is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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