He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think I sprained my soul last night
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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