u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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