porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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