I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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