i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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