with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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