I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
