doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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