What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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