my soul wont recognize me after tonight
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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