I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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