I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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