When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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