i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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