Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
