think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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