i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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