I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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