Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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