Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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