All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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