he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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