Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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