I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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