If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
ttyl tear gas
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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