did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Semen is not good for contacts.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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