Kiss
Puke
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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