we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
